Cause 3 can keep a secret if all of them are fed

notwifi:

when one of your relatives gets you clothing for christmas

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ruinedchildhood:

Lindsay Lohan on SNL 2004 

Thisis so weird I literally haven’t watched it in ten years and now tonight it comes on my dash

plantbased-sophia:

hahahaha this is SO accurate

plantbased-sophia:

hahahaha this is SO accurate

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism